October 2010
15 posts
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GOD DAMN IT, Tumblr. You clever bastard.
Ugh.
Well, let me make it know to the…SIX PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME WTF IT WAS EIGHT BEFORE.
Whatever. LET IT BE KNOWN: I refuse to partake in the purple thing, because whoever came up with it is a fucking idiot.
Actually…now that I look at tumblr…it makes sense that there are only 6 people following me.
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Apparently I’m supposed to wear purple on the 20th to show I care about gay people. Because nothing says “I feel bad for you” like wearing a color automatically associated with gay people because of it’s femininity. God damn, people are stupid.
yougottalivetoparty:
REBLOG BECAUSE YOU KNEW...
-flapjack:
i want to have sex.
who has a big dick and wants to fuck
who
Oh my god I was thinking the same thing.
-flapjack:
im gonna go make oatmeal
“At first I thought I was in a good mood, but then I just realized I want to stab people in the face, so it’s probably a bad mood.”
My friends,
I’m drunk. Love me.
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IDA MARIA IDA MARIA
You are a god damn GODDESS.
I LIKE YOU SO MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU’RE NAKED. I LIKE ME SO MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU’RE NAKED.
poopdoggydog-deactivated2011012 asked: MY PERFECT GUY WOULD BEAT DAT PUSSAY UP
hi
hi
September 2010
35 posts
Random Thought.
I don’t know if I’m openly romantic but secretly cynical of all the bullshit, or openly cynical of all the bullshit but secretly have sudden bursts of romanticism.
Which one am I? Which one is better?
When a girl says "I'm done"
-flapjack:
cockhole:
bleep-bloop:
-kittypurry:
iloveyoubut-:
she’s really trying to imply “Fight for me, asshole”
reverse psychology never works tho because men are dumbasses.
well it would be easier if women weren’t psychotic.
^
well we just wanna know the guy cares.
This is absolutely ridiculous. Those that EXPECT someone to fight for them deserve to be shot down.
I've not really been on Tumblr the past few days.
No excuse, really. Something on here just pissed me off a lot, and it happened to be part of the reason I joined. Now I am lacking in updates. What do, Tumblr?! WHAT DO?!
Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" Music Video Wins 7...
For a moment, I felt proud of myself and felt like I knew what makes a decent video, and what decent music is, because MTV apparently liked my choice so much that it got 7 awards.
Then I heard that our favorite teenage girl Justin Bieber won an award, and suddenly I feel like life has lost all meaning.
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Yeah, so.
I think French is one of the ugliest languages I’ve ever heard, and German is one of the most beautiful. Does that make me weird?
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Also.
One time I was asked the question “If you could, would you kill all the mosquitoes of the world in an instant?”
I answered “I don’t know.” because I hate mosquitoes but I’m pretty sure that would dramatically change the food chain and fuck with the ecosystem or some shit.
I’m changing my answer to a very firm and convicting “YOU’RE GOD DAMN...
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One of my fears.
Whenever I am visiting someone for a few days, I tend to not remember to bring essentials like a hair brush, tooth paste, shampoo, etc.
So I use theirs. Every time I do this, however, after a few days I am afraid that they have caught on, and purposely place their items in certain angles and locations specifically to see it is moved the next time they use it.
So if I use something,...
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I really hate the shit they play on the radio.
………..exceptladygaga.
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Shaving My Beard/Jungle Tonight.
Posting pictures of the process. Cool.
OH LAWD
like…50 people (give or take 40) just reblogged one of the posts that I came up with on my own and I am so totally happy.
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I'm eating milk and cookies.
And a part of one of the cookies fell into the milk, sinking to the bottom.
-flapjack:
LOL SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME I DONT KNOW THE INTERNET